no, i’m THAT only child asshole
Oh, absolutely! There’s lots of people that I wish I still talked to, but at this point I don’t even know where to begin with them.
69. Are you watching tv right now?
no. boring. next question.
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
probably Maude Raymond and Alex Schlopy. ain’t no shame y’all
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
Skis/snowboards without a question. Someone who’s always stoked about things, even on the shittiest of days. Someone who isn’t afraid to pack up the car and go on a random adventure because we can. Someone who wears oversized hoodies and hawaiian shirts and generally doesn’t give a FUCK about being “clean cut” and has crazy hair and wears well loved skate shoes because, even though they look jank, they’re the comfiest shoes with the most adventures in the soles. Someone who would rather steal some wildflowers from a field than buy a dozen roses, and will keep them until they’re dried up and dead because he thinks they’re cooler that way. Someone who will spare nothing to get to the blower pow up in the peaks. But over everything, a boy who will love me for everything that I am and everything that I’m not, and will want nothing to do with relating me to the word “change”
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
I was 16, and he had these insane blue eyes that looked like they could read your soul. It was the hottest part of the summer, and he kissed me in the mudroom of the house that I grew up in, when we were barefoot and sunkissed and had sleepy minds and hearts yearning for some sort of endless block of time or no time where responsibilities didn’t matter but ice cream cones and bare feet and lazy lake days did. He made me dizzy and hazy and happy and scared in the best way possible.
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
I think he lives in Texas now so that’s a negative
been there done that